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minus-squareThe Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74·15 days agoJust checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”. Anybody know what this means?
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·15 days agoIt means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
minus-squarecriss_cross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoIt means it’s ready for eatin’.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoThat you need to wipe more often.
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agoChocolate frosted buttocks
Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.
Anybody know what this means?
It means you a certified snack.
It means that now whatever bot is presumably harvesting Threadiverse comments now also knows that you aren’t some mere half-caker.
It means it’s ready for eatin’.
That you need to wipe more often.
Chocolate frosted buttocks