Over the past few months, I've spotted something a little odd and unexpected happening to Sony's old PlayStation Portable. There's been no corporate push, no announcement of the truly portable Sony handheld we used to hope for (sorry, Portal). Instead, through something far less predictable, considering it's 2026, people are
PSA for anyone that might have a PSP sitting in a box somewhere:
Go and check on the battery and make sure it hasn’t turned into a spicy pillow. Out of a sample size of 3 between mine and a couple friends, 2 of 3 were bursting out of the shell and required disposal.
If your PSP battery is still good, look into charging it and playing some PS1 games on the go. It was the best feature of the console.
And a PSA for anyone who has a terribly dead or spicy pillow battery, OSTENT make great batteries which do an even better job than the originals. I opt for the 1,400 mAh ones, which give you more capacity with the same size!
Yup, I’ve had all 3 batteries get thiccc on me in the drawer. Funny enough, my old phones that were stored in the most horid conditions were fine.
I have a white Darth Vader PSP 2000 and the battery was absolutely a spicy pillow when I checked it. I would suggest to judt replace it if you still have the original battery as its at minimum 12 years old now.
I swear I bought a replacement battery for mine but have no idea where its at.
The other thing to look for is a damaged screen. Somehow over the years of sitting on a shelf, mine looks like shitty car window tint thats bubbled up and peeling off.
why is a darth vader version of anything white?
It was the design on the back battery cover. Technically Vader is the black part!