cm0002@europe.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 23 days agoPerfectly cloning the Microsoft Teams experienceeurope.pubimagemessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up11.45Karrow-down18
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minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·23 days agoTeams is negative. Shit is negative. Absolute shit is positive. Therefore absolute shit > teams. Qed.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down3·23 days ago Absolute shit is positive. THE absolute shit would be positive. Absolute shit is negative. Absolutely.
minus-squareKeithD@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·23 days agoAbsolute value, including of a negative number, is always positive.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 days agoPRETTY sure that the people evaluating a Teams alternative aren’t doing so using mathematical terms 😄
Teams is negative.
Shit is negative.
Absolute shit is positive.
Therefore absolute shit > teams.
Qed.
THE absolute shit would be positive. Absolute shit is negative. Absolutely.
Absolute value, including of a negative number, is always positive.
PRETTY sure that the people evaluating a Teams alternative aren’t doing so using mathematical terms 😄