EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days ago

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Participants in the ceremony blessed soil from a rock bearing Bronze Age petroglyphs that they believe fell from space.

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Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it’s double stamped no takebacks.

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