• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    12 days ago

    if you feel the need to bring your phone into the shower, you really need to take a hard look into your steamed up mirror

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            12 days ago

            It tells me I’m the handsomest boy in the whole building except the guy in 3B. He drives a Porche.

            • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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              I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I replied, “Paint my house.”

              I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

              She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.

              I said, “Wow, that was fast.”

              She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”