einlander@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

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einlander@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

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A 650-roll toilet paper operation has been thwarted in suburban Plainfield — and police say the evidence was stacked high.

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But like… What’s the street value of toilet paper? There isn’t one unless you make it up?
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  partially made of cocaine.

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