cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 days agoI love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square63linkfedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1imageI love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!lemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square63linkfedilink
minus-squarequeerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up267arrow-down1·edit-29 days ago-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- EDIT: almost forgot to sign it! Love, /u/queerlilhayseed
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoOr “Little Whatty Kiddo” as we like to call him -
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up96·9 days agohehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
minus-squarequeerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up122·9 days agoI insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up38·9 days agoYou should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseed
Or “Little Whatty Kiddo” as we like to call him -
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
Shortest RSA key.