🦈🦈 That code is basically self-documenting. Its flawless 🦈🦈
At least it’s not Emoji-Coding
lol that’s actually more legible than shark code. You can actually differentiate between shit in emoji code.
There’s a bug in 🍒, it pretends to be 🍉
Why is make_shared = strong arm?
My guess is it’s a reference to unions.
We can go deeper
You can always just automate removing the #define statements
error: implicit declaration of function 'shhark'😘
heeee not possible
Clean code
That code is as smooth as its namesake.
As a veteran FooBar instructor, I have touched dozens of codebases with my bare hands. Every one had very rough hacks, like my hobby projects.
This code is smooth from all sides.
There must be something wrong with your hands. You code like a 5-year-old.
I’m touching every public API endpoint in this code and it is smooth.
I’m a shark. I’m a SHAAAAAAARK!
Suck my diiiiick!
It being on a phone is the cherry on top
doo-doo doo doo-doo-doo?
I was part of a generation of coders that read ‘Automate the Boring Stuff with Python’ and read hundreds of self satisfied admins saying, ‘I run a script once a week, check a system status log once in a while and spend the rest of the day on Reddit.’
Now the middle managers can run the script, kind of.
Duh, you’re gonna get let go. Find a new easy mode before it’s too late.
Edit: I should say, the nepobabies of middle management that had a robot do all of their homework.
How is this related to shark?
Yeah, this wasn’t relevant to shark at all! Get him, boys!
Oh no, y’all sensed blood in the water 🫢
I misunderstood the jooooke… (Is ripped to shreds by shark)
sharksydot\backs\lash\sure\char\sharksydot.c
shark out of 10