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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Megabyte:

    • partofthevoice@lemmy.zip
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      Gigabyte:

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        Terrabyte:

        • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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          Petabyte

    • RustySharp@programming.dev
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      Looks more like a panTerabyte

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      “some sort of elaborate Peta-bite image”

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        I wouldn’t suggest petting that bite. It’ll take a chunk.

    • trashman@feddit.org
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      Now I get it!

      “I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

      Joe predicted the AI memory crisis. Mind blown!

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    Word=4bytes Dword=8bytes=2words Qword=16bytes=4words

    *On a 32-bit, x86 arch. The word size on Voyager is like 12-bits or something odd.

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    You rang?

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      Now I wanna see an animated Beetlejuice/Addams Family crossover

  • ℭ𝔞𝔱 @lemmy.world
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    That bite looks like it was painful.₍^. .^₎Ⳋ

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    🤔 what’s a nibble then? … oh, it’s half a byte

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      I thought it was spelled ‘nybble’?

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        According to the article linked both are valid

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        Yeah, I’ve always used the “nybble” spelling for data instead of tooth activity. But, also I think more people just use “hex digit”.

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        Depends on if its referring to hard drive storage or reality.

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          Hard drive storage: 3.737965139 bits

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