Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/42260633
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter.
Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos.
Read that as “Man fatally shoots cousin during a heated argument over whose echidnas were spicier” and it didn’t make much sense
It doesn’t make sense any way you read it.
You have clearly not witnessed the depravity of the Sonic fandom.
Echidnas have multi-headed dicks.
Oh my goodness!
Everyone knows echidnas aren’t spicy.