You can’t just give them a leg, it needs to be processed, of course.

Is that… human pallets?
No it’s human pellets, but they eat them by the pallet.
When one follows the manufacturer suggested Pallet Pattern, 64 humans can be reliably stacked on a blue rated CHEP Pallet.
Do not stack over 2 pallets high.
Lol, fair enough
it’s soylent green
Pregnant women should cover children under the age of 5
Buy one and get two!
Feed two birds with one broad!
Mothers with 0-4 year olds: GET BACK IN THERE
So basically cockatiels are dragons…
You sure it’s not cockatrice?
It’s uh… extremely exotic.
OVO
MUST CULL THE WEAK
Even a single child under 5 is a bit much for a single Cockatiel.
You’d be surprised how wide a cockatiel can open its mouth
Something, something, descended from dinosaurs, something.
Idk, works for me