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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

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      Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

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        Would this be considered doping?

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          I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

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          Great now conservatives will complain about trans people in programming competitions too!

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        You’ve convinced me we need to start marketing HRT as performance enhancing drugs for programmers. Maybe that would make corporate America support trans healthcare

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      Counterpoint: I am a trans woman in CS and I am incompetent

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        Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

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          That’s…not…

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            That’s not very sus? Well I disagree, and BTW I saw you in the engine room, what were you doing? Maybe you’re the one with impostor syndrome

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          Tbf I had a friend who worked in CS but was actually a mechanic. He just fixed the systems so much they would pay him a diff to go work at other shops computers.

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        Have you put on the regulation socks? They must be white with pink or baby blue stripes.

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          Holy shit! I actually never tried a good pair of programing socks !

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      Same! :)

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      I think that would be a contrapositive, as the truth table is the same; unlike a converse or an inverse where the truth tables would be opposite

      But we’re also working with inductive logic here, so maybe truth tables aren’t the right tool to use anyway

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