Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 28 days agoFCC Declares Internet “Fast Enough,” Cancels Remaining Technological Progressdisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down17
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minus-squarereddig33@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down4·28 days agoNo, I read the headline, which is supposed to be a summary of the article. The FCC did in fact tell everyone that the Internet in the US is fast enough and that they don’t have to fund or push for any more improvements in the US. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/fcc-abolishes-gigabit-speed-goal-suggesting-it-is-unfair-to-slower-technologies/
minus-squareDispassionate@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down30·28 days agoShocker. Perhaps reading the article would provide you with more entertainment. If you still don’t like it, we suggest you block this account so you won’t be disappointed again. That’s what we intend to do with your account after this message.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·28 days agoPerhaps writing headlines that are actual satire would stop people from constantly telling you that your headlines suck as satire.
No, I read the headline, which is supposed to be a summary of the article. The FCC did in fact tell everyone that the Internet in the US is fast enough and that they don’t have to fund or push for any more improvements in the US.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/08/fcc-abolishes-gigabit-speed-goal-suggesting-it-is-unfair-to-slower-technologies/
Shocker. Perhaps reading the article would provide you with more entertainment.
If you still don’t like it, we suggest you block this account so you won’t be disappointed again.
That’s what we intend to do with your account after this message.
Perhaps writing headlines that are actual satire would stop people from constantly telling you that your headlines suck as satire.
Sounds great.