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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 25 days ago

Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screams

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 25 days ago
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The military’s latest nanobots solve the battery problem by feeding on human screams, creating the unfortunate engineering breakthrough of a weapon that gets stronger the more terrified you become.
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    Not cool, bro.

    https://actu.epfl.ch/news/these-tiny-drones-are-powered-by-sound-2/

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      What do you mean not cool?

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        The accuracy of that satire article.

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          Life imitates art imitates life?

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    Thought it was real before seeing the community

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