Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

ICE Electric-Shock Gloves Face Unexpected Misuse Problem

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ICE Electric-Shock Gloves Face Unexpected Misuse Problem

Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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ICE’s new electric-shock gloves are drawing unexpected support from critics after agents reportedly discovered a way to keep themselves occupied at enormous taxpayer expense.

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What is this a fucking corny 80’s movie? Shock gloves, really?! Do they think all these unconventional gadgets are gonna make them look cooler?
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  (It’s satire)
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    I checked it out it’s legit… Because of course it is
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      This makes me sadder. ☹️

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