Pizza will be done in 25 minutes

laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world · 15 days ago

dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world · 15 days ago

You should try opening my heat treating kiln when it’s been cooking at 1875° F.

Don’t stand too close if you’re wearing clothing made of synthetic fibers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 15 days ago

If the cold makes your dick shrink that shit’s got to make it about ten feet long.

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 14 days ago

You have a wonderful mind

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 15 days ago

I think it’d melt into goo before it could manage that.

GraniteM@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

DON’T GET IN THE KILN!

lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

GET OUTTA THE BLOODY KILN!

typo@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

I had to look that up because it was familiar but I couldn’t remember what that was from

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 14 days ago

I just hope that whatever lives in there will never breach containment.

UnequalExchange@lemmy.world · 13 days ago

Aye! We found something to stuff SCP-682 into!

ABCatMom@lemmy.ca · 14 days ago

Oh man, I took a glass blowing course and the heat was crazy! Very glad I made sure all clothing was cotton before going lol

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 13 days ago

why do I want to put my dick in it?