Not enough local speed?

Did you make an acoustic data network using strings and cups?

… actually that sounds kinda awesome

Just in case the idea might help someone:

Can run the browser on a remote machine.

My eyes aren’t so great, especially late at night when tired, so I didn’t even notice there were odd characters until I saw all the whinging.

“Oh my god! Don’t you know being different separates you from the tribe? Look everyone! I’m rejecting it! See how normal and deserving of inclusion I am?”

C’mon buddy. You need to give these jokes a REST

It’d be like if the railroad went through the canal

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

I like to structure my comments as song parodies and see if anyone notices.

"Is this a real object, or just an interface?

This gets caught in a pipeline, no escape from transformations.

Any way the data goes doesn’t really matter to this service.

…"

I’m about to combigate my foot with your ass!

(sorry, just felt right somehow)

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”