If you’re really doing this, that’s amazing, call the media, a documentary needs to be made about you.

more about worrying about who around you is

There are apps to inform you of people around you wearing these creepy things. One is called “Nearby Glasses”

Aah

Is that really him?? Or is this a joke

It’s giving GREASY RON JEREMY

Same, but that only lets the user delay the update, not avoid it. They eventually force every update scheduled for a non-peak time in the middle of the night while we’re sleeping. Or please let me know if you’ve found a way around that.